Popularizing a New Sex Term for a New Sexual Revolution
The sixties were necessary to drive us from our sexually repressed past. But, like all things, both good and bad, the sixties are over and we have entered a new millennium and with this new era we have discovered a new sexual revolution. Like the sixties, we are noticing a restored interest in sexual expression and experimentation though it seems to be coupled with a large emphasis in responsibility. Girls are experimenting with each other, much to the delight of their lucky boyfriends, and swingers just as determined as they were in the sixties to have more than just one bite. Threesomes were rare when I was in college, but now they seem to be quite common among both married and dating couples.
While some of us are fully exploring this sexual renaissance with partner swapping and bisexuality, many more are incapable of considering this extension of their relationship. This does not mean however that they are restricting themselves to a lifetime of monogamous sex behind closed doors. Many of these couples are engaging in a highly arousing version of group sex while remaining completely monogamous. We've coined the phrase MGS that stands for Monogamous Group Sex, and we feel that it is a great idea for couples open enough to enjoy group sexuality but intelligently wish to avoid the potential for disease of having multiple partners.
Many of the couples that practice MGS engage in some form of female bi-sensuality, while others are completely content to remain exclusively with their partners. Some couples like to be watched; others enjoy watching while they are in the act. It is hard to deny, sex begets sex and nothing is hotter than a room filled with the sights and sounds of loving couples getting it on. We think everyone should try it at least once. After all, what have you got to lose? Even if you are a shame-filled ultra-Christian, you aren't breaking any rules if you remain monogamous with your spouse. God never told anyone not to get-it-on in the presence of others. Nor did God say that it was a crime to be in the vicinity others while they ‘pooning. If missionaries didn't bone each other in the teepees with the rest of the tribe we'd have no idea what to call missionary sex.
So help us popularize and spread this new term for the benefit of the world and it will pay you back in spades. Below are some suggestions for its use and placement in normal conversation.
Say you are a married woman and a married man makes a pass at you. Instead of entertaining the notion of committing adultery or pouring your drink over his head, why not recommend that he and you call your spouses and get together for some hot MGS. Or, if you are approached by a hot couple who proposition you to swap with them, instead of rejecting them outright, why not suggest instead, "Swinging just isn't our bag. But we would consider getting into some MGS with you two." Or if you are swingers and you're hanging out with your vanilla friends, why not play a game of strip poker with MGS rules applied. If you aren't swingers but someone asks if you are, feel free to say, "No we do not swap partners but we are a MGS couple." Then when they look at you with that, "I have a fish hook stuck in my eyebrow," expression, just say, " What? Everybody's doing it." And then give them one of those, "Where the hell have you been?" looks.
If we all do our part, we will soon hear the term MGS used in the news, on the radio and eventually in Cosmo, where we will then know it is passé and should be abandoned for something entirely different.
